I have never laughed at a car video like that in my life - saw it on Facebook. "I will not launch it" is literally the bane of the Colt with launch control, and my other personal favourite which I can agree to is "I love these seats". "Stupid turning radius" (This one is quite literally a Colt thing, I can barely do a Uturn on a double lane..)
Also the "Yes, the wing is factory.. no its not an STI."